The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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