did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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