Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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