I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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