I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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