im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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