Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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