I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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