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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.

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• (707): View more from California

  You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.

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• (315): View more from New York

  JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...

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• (415): View more from California

  My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!

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