Porn is love you can see.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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