I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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