This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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