Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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