okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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