Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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