Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
