so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
it was like eating out sand paper
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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