She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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