That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize