I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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