We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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