Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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