I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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