So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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