I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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