We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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