i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
