Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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