allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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