RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
love makes seman taste better
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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