I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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