One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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