were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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