That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize
