i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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