we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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