4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize