i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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