What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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