I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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