Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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