susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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