He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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