is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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