I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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