508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
