we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Sober January is a disaster.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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