Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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