i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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