When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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