She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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