Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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