I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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