Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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